Generic message
Did I send you something? If so, did you get it? In case you
did receive said item(s), please accept my apology, it won't
happen again; or I'm glad you enjoyed it/them, as the case may
be. Thank you for your support. You're too kind. I will seek
treatment immediately. I was abandoned as a baby. I am in
reality, a marsupial.
p.s. I hope the rash/IRS/hallucinations/Jehova's Witnesses at
the door/transmission problems go(es) away.
